Real stories from the clinic floor, the dog park, and my own kitchen. No sponsored posts. No brand partnerships. Just math, experience, and a lot of dog hair.
I started making my dog's food at home six months ago. Chicken, rice, vegetables. It looked healthy. It smelled good. And I felt like a responsible pe...
Murphy's Winter Weight Gain and My Guilt Trip to the Dog Park I stood on the scale at the vet clinic holding Murphy's leash, and I already knew what D...
I didn't notice at first. The cat food bag was just... lighter. Faster. I blamed the cat. She's a Maine Coon, and they eat like linebackers. But then ...
Why My Dog's Calorie Needs Collapsed During Portland's Heat Dome—And I Didn't Notice for a Week Megan O'Connor I was filling my dog Baxter's bowl on a...
"But He Looks at Me With Those Eyes" — The Table Scrap Trap "I can't stop giving him scraps," she said. "He looks at me with those eyes." Her name was...
I am a certified pet nutrition consultant. I spent six years managing a busy veterinary clinic in Portland. I have a BS in Animal Science from Oregon ...
Before Murphy, there was Bailey. Bailey was my first dog as an adult. A 55-pound pit bull mix with the softest ears I've ever felt and the saddest ey...
I learned a lot in my nutrition certification program. Metabolism. Digestive physiology. How to calculate RER in my sleep. The difference between crud...
Ninety dollars for a 25-pound bag. That's what prescription weight loss dog food costs — at least where I shop in Portland. I've seen it for $85 on sa...
I was convinced Murphy had arthritis. He was slowing down on walks. Not dramatically — but instead of pulling ahead, he started walking next to me. H...
Sixty percent. That's how many US dogs are overweight or obese. You've probably heard that number before. It's been floating around for years. But he...
April is Canine Fitness Month. It's over now. The Instagram posts have stopped. The "30-day walking challenge" hashtags have faded. The sponsored ads ...
I'm going to tell you something that might be uncomfortable. Some of you are feeding your dogs less than they need because you can't afford more. I ...
"Complete and balanced." You see it on every bag. It sounds official. It sounds scientific. It sounds like someone in a lab coat signed off on it. An...
Everyone wants to know what I feed my dogs. The answer is boring: kibble. Mostly. I can feel you judging me through the screen. Let me explain. Murp...
It's dark at 4:30 PM. It's raining. Again. The trails at Forest Park are a mud pit. And your dog is looking at you like, "Really? Outside?" This is P...
Scout hates walks. I'm serious. She's a terrier mix. She's supposed to be energetic, feisty, bouncing off the walls. But if I try to take her for mor...
Bark at the Park. You know the deal. You bring your dog to the baseball stadium. You sit in the bleachers. Your dog watches the game — or sleeps, or t...
The Denver Dog Fair is June 27th. I went two years ago when I was visiting a friend in Aurora. It was chaos. In a good way. But also in a "my dog gain...
I remember the 2026 Furry Scurry like it was yesterday. Because it was last month. The first weekend in May. Perfect weather — sunny but not hot, whic...
The vet pulled up Murphy's weight chart on the computer screen. "He was 68 pounds at his last annual," Dr. Chen said. "Now he's 74." I blinked. Six ...
I'm going to say something that might make some of you mad. Free feeding — leaving a bowl of kibble out all day so your dog can eat whenever — is the...
“I can’t stop giving him scraps,” she said. “He looks at me with those eyes.” Her name was Debbie. Her dog was a 9-year-old dachshund named Oscar. Os...
Fifty-nine percent of dogs in the United States are overweight or obese. You’ve seen that number before. I’ve seen it a hundred times. But what the st...
I still remember the first time I met Gus. Gus was a 6-year-old golden retriever. His owner, Tom, lived in Southeast Portland near Mt. Tabor. Tom bro...
I have eaten a dog treat. Not on a dare. Not as a gag. I was at Portland Pet Food Company’s tasting bar — yes, they have one, and no, it’s not for hu...
Water intake affects metabolism, digestion, and energy levels. Most dogs do not drink enough. Simple tricks to increase hydration without forcing a wa...
Let me tell you about the most boring afternoon of my life. It was raining. Portland in March. Shocker. I was in the dog food aisle at Natural Pet Fo...
I was at The Filling Station last week — that’s the pet supply store on Division, the one with the free nutritional counseling. I wasn’t working. I wa...
I used to roll my eyes at small dog owners. Not anymore. I *was* one. I had a 12-pound rescue who ate like he was training for the Iditarod. Here’s ...
I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m a certified pet nutrition consultant. I have a framed certificate and everything. And I still managed to overfeed my...
It sounded like a great idea. It was not. Here is what happened when Dave attempted to cook for Max and Biscuit, and why he went back to kibble.
You cannot outrun a bad diet — even if you are a dog. We break down the math: a 30-minute walk burns about 50 kcal. One extra treat cancels it out.
'Weight management' means nothing. 'Natural' is unregulated. We teach you to decode guaranteed analysis, ingredient lists, and calorie statements like...
Why a one-size-fits-all approach fails. From Great Danes prone to bloat to French Bulldogs with sensitive stomachs — breed matters more than you think...
Dr. Patel breaks down the pros, cons, and risks of both. Spoiler: there is no one right answer. It depends on your dog, your budget, and your freezer ...
The hormonal shift nobody talks about. Post-surgery metabolism drops significantly. Here is how to adjust portions without your dog staging a hunger s...
Five milk bones = 200 kcal. That is a quarter of a small dog's daily need. We break down the hidden calories in popular treats and suggest low-cal alt...
My 12-year-old beagle slowed down but his appetite did not. Here is what the vet told me about aging metabolism, glucosamine, and the two-meal switch.
We tested 12 brands and ranked them by actual calorie density per cup. Some 'diet' foods are scams. Royal Canin came out on top at 214 kcal per cup.
Golden retriever puppies eat like vacuum cleaners. Here is how to keep them growing without growing sideways. Weekly weigh-ins and the 20 kcal rule.
The coffee mug problem. Why 'a cup' means nothing when you are scooping kibble, and how portion creep adds 25% extra calories without anyone noticing.